Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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