Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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