She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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