it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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