Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
No subtext here. People are naked.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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