Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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