The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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