Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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