It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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