Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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