did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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