May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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