Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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