What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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