whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
