I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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