Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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