It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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