no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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