I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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