Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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