the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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