so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
What a fucking waste of an outfit
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
