I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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