Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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