I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He passed out mid-signature
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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