Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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