woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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