Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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