is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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