you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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