He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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