He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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