You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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