Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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