He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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