remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
