Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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