Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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