Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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