U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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