Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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