i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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