Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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