I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My balls are so social today.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
