Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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