You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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