That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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