You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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