Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
So many bounce houses so little time
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
