Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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