Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
