Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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