May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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